Meet Curly

Just a fat sheep, one horn, zero qualifications, and unlimited confidence in being helpfully in the way.

If there's a job to be done, he'll be there. Whether you asked for help or not. Full-time sheep, part-time rural contractor, all-round pro-level menace.

Curly can usually be found helping with vehicle repairs, mowing lawns, unpacking groceries, inspecting machinery, undertaking quality control, and providing on-farm supervision. His skills don't stop there, as he takes pride in intuitively inserting himself into situations that don't concern him in order to be of the greatest assistance.

He's a simple, no-fuss kind of fella. Takes payment exclusively in rolled oats, and no other form! Ol’ mate doesn't beat around the bush, he will eat it though. He ensures every job takes twice as long, but is twice as much fun. Foreman by title, obstruction by trade. No job is too small for Curlyman Handyman Rural Services.

*disclaimer Curly is definitely a real sheep and can only do real sheep things. Please do not hire him for anything a proper professional should do. Trust me.

Photo curtesy of @jenaythesheepgirl