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📋 Rate Schedule
- Standard Rate — 50g/hr
- After Hours / Weekend — 75g/hr
- Emergency Callout — 150g flat fee + 50g/hr
All rates quoted in grams of rolled oats. Curly reserves the right to eat your payment before services are rendered.
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